Miku Alarm Clock

Posted onby

What is reality, anyway? Nothing more than a bunch of sights, smells, feelings, maybe an interpersonal relationship or two. And what is a girlfriend but a person who sleeps next to you in bed who you can spoon and nudge occasionally, whether she is made of flesh and blood or synthetic material?

#KittisaurusWho needs alarm clocks when you have cats?My cats always wake me up in time!Please forward all partnership inquiries to [email protected] Adorable clock, it does have an alarm but it does NOT have a setting for pm or am, so you either let it ring twice a day at the same time, or remember to RE-place the alarm before bed every night. You also can't turn it off by hitting the top or anything and the volume is extremely low.

Now, lonely people can have their own “real” “girlfriends” thanks to a new app from–where else?–Japan. It allows users to see, touch and even smell a three-dimensional, virtual version of animated Japanese pop star Hatsune Miku, RocketNews24 reports.

In the Sleep Together App, Ms. Miku refers to the user as “master” because that’s not creepy, and even says good night. From RocketNews24:

“She will shift on occasion and make small, sleepy noises, and if the user becomes restless, she will open her eyes and ask the person what’s wrong before drift [sic] back into dreamland. If one puts the program on a timer, Miku can even be used as an alarm clock of sorts, sitting up at the appointed time and urging her master awake.”

Alarm Clock Online With Sound

The developers also include a good old-fashioned dakimakura, or love pillow, which has “the same height and relative size as Hatsune Miku,” despite the fact that, as cartoon, Ms. Miku doesn’t actually have a height and size. The pillow is “quite springy and good for squeezing,” RocketNews24 reports, and we can think of a few other things it’s probably good for 🙁

Strangest of all, the developers recommend that, to get the full sensory effect, users spritz their pillow with a type of a perfume called “fragrance of a high school girl.” Noooooo.

So this is basically a combination of a SleepCycle app and a blowup doll, with an added dose of longing. Hmmm, we liked the idea of Hatsune Miku more when she was focusing on opening her own restaurants and being besties with the CEO of Domino’s.

Our categories

TimerHatsune miku alarm clockOnline alarm clock for computerClock

Sale products

Recent products

Hatsune Miku Alarm Clock

  • OCEST Digital Thermometer Hygrometer Indoor Humidity Monitor and Temperature Gauge

    $12.99
  • OCEST Smart Digital Desktop Alarm Clock Battery Operated 4.6”

    $10.99
  • OCEST Atomic Desk Wall Clock for Kitchen Living Room Bedroom

    $21.99
  • OCEST Smart Digital Alarm Clock with 5.5 inches Large LED Display Backlight Snooze Silicone Cover, Easy Setting Battery Operated Kids Clock, Desk Clock for Bedrooms Bedside Shelf

    $12.99
  • OCEST Smart Digital Alarm Clock with 5.5 inches Large LED Display Backlight Snooze Silicone Cover, Easy Setting Battery Operated Kids Clock, Desk Clock for Bedrooms Bedside Shelf

    $12.99
  • OCEST Smart Digital Alarm Clock with 5.5 inches Large LED Display Backlight Snooze Silicone Cover, Easy Setting Battery Operated Kids Clock, Desk Clock for Bedrooms Bedside Shelf Black

    $12.99
  • OCEST Atomic Digital Wall Clock Large LCD Display Desk Alarm Clock Battery Operated with Indoor/Outdoor Temperature Date Calendar

    $27.99
  • OCEST Smart Digital Desktop Alarm Clock Battery Operated 4.6”

    $10.99